Weirdest Condom Flavors
Condoms can be used not only in a bunch of different sexual acts with people, but also be blown up as balloons or opened to try the weirdest condom flavors.
This one surely takes the cake and quoting, “it is always 4.20 somewhere in the world” (Sven Gunnunderson from Make The Yuletide Gay) and places have started to legalize cannabis so if you’re into it, just go for it or blow it up as a balloon and support either safe sex or cannabis legalization, or whatever you want the world to know, really.
Swedish Chocolate & Vanilla (“Nam-nam”, they come in packs)
In Sweden they prefer their own brand of condoms which pretty much take over the market and are quite known to be good. Yet they have a downsize. Their flavoring is not your classic choice of banana, strawberry or mint. Instead, it is actually chocolate and vanilla which is quite weird and is rather intense – and you’re pretty much stuck with those unless you go abroad. Strawberry ones are rumored to be in stores somewhere yet they don’t seem to have been found by shoppers.
If you were avoiding bad taste during sex, you surely will not now.
Whisky flavored condom
You need a souvenir from Scotland. Obviously there’s the wee Nessie stuffed toys, magnets, whiskey and what is that which you can discreetly grab from the counter? Of course, a Whisky flavored condom. And as once put by a young man drunkenly in a bus in Scotland, “safe sex is better than no sex” (while referring to the Scottish C-Card program where you can get condoms for free from the National Health Service which is widely used in Scotland – his wisdom can still be applied here).
No, it’s not a choice in the selection of Swedish condoms unfortunately. But for everyone who cannot eat licorice this is a horrible option, as the north already seems packed with hidden licorice in goods.
Tobacco flavored condoms
They had to exist.
Juicy Queen Condoms
Not exactly strange, yet still unusual. In Korea there is a juice shop which will take the juice of your choice and turn it into a condom, and it will actually come in a cute juice box. Actually cuter than weird, but surely worth a mention. Also like every juice box it has nutritional information about the product on the side:
- Calories 0%
- Cholesterol 0%
- Stimulation 100%
- Excitement 100%
Sounds like a good deal?
Durian flavored and scented
Like licorice you have to have the right set to actually like this fruit, otherwise as described by those who do not enjoy it will smell like a gas leak, old gym socks and stale cheese. Great for pranks or people who do enjoy it, so ask the person before hand if they enjoy it and if they don’t and it is a prank, heads up!
We all love bacon and well, maybe bacon is your choice of flavor – and there is also matching lube for double the fun!
And an honorable mention should be the dinosaur condom, which doesn’t really taste like anything besides a condom, but surely looks cool and I’m sure you can add the flavor yourself and pretty much do whatever you want or use it as a travel companion, everyone will surely be surprised to see that little fellow.